Our attitudes toward death have changed since Pasteur proved that many
diseases were caused by microorganisms. Before doctors started washing their
hands and sterilizing surgical equipment (thanks, Joseph Lister!) 150 years
ago, people were more accepting of death. The causes of death from infectious
diseases were legion—diphtheria, scarlet fever, plague, malaria, cholera, small
pox, measles, and many others. The most tragic, to my mind, was childbed fever,
a direct result of doctors going from cadaver work to delivering babies without
washing their hands. How many young women died so needlessly? If you were really lucky, you lived long
enough to die of the same thing we die of now—cancer, heart disease, and
stroke. But in some cases, if the Victorian novels are to be believed, people
died of broken hearts and mysterious fevers pretty often. No matter what, all
that could be done was to gather the family around the bedside to watch and
pray.
Then, in 1928, Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin. It became widely
available after World War II. Vaccines for most childhood diseases followed. Who
dies of infectious diseases anymore? Not many. Within two generations, cheating
death has become an integral part of our culture. When someone gets sick, even
with a disease that is, at its root, old age, we feel we should Do Something,
and we have a reasonable expectation that that Something will be more effective
than watching and praying at the bedside.
The first week in December, I rushed our cat Della to the vet because
she wasn’t eating much and had grown quite thin. She is 18, which is very, very
old in cat years. She had end-stage kidney failure, a common cause of death in
elderly cats. I refused a follow-up blood panel ($400, ka-ching) but did ask if
I could Do Something to make her comfortable until she died. And that’s why as
I write this there is a bag of sterile Ringer’s solution hanging on the lamp
next to me by a paper clip and a cable tie. Every evening I insert an 18-gauge needle under her skin and let 100 ml of fluid drip in. In the last few days she’s
started eating more. She may live forever.
This last week, Ellie, our very favorite chicken, wasn’t looking good.
She too had lost a good deal of weight and hung around the coop listlessly on
the cold mornings. This will be good for me, I thought, I will get used to
chickens dying. Hilda and I briefly discussed trying to find a chicken vet, but
spending that kind of money on something with so short a life span seemed
wrong, even if we could find a vet who treated chickens. We will just let her
go. We have been lucky to have kept all 10 for so long.
But of course, I still had to ask the question. Can we Do Something?
I typed “weight loss” into the search box of backyardchickens.com. I
poked around a little and found a disease called “sour crop.” There wasn’t a
lot of scientific information, but I gathered that the crop harbors helpful
bacteria that are important in fermenting the chickens’ food to release
nutrients. Sometimes the wrong kinds of microbes take over the crop, which can
lead to symptoms similar to we were observing. It also gives the chicken bad
breath. Who smells their chickens’ breath? The crop should feel like a water
balloon instead of a hard lump. I had read about eggs getting stuck, which can
cause death. I looked that up as well. It’s called “egg bound” in the business
and is readily diagnosed by palpating the back end of the chicken where the egg
can be felt in the abdominal cavity.
I was at work when I found all this out. I called Hilda and instructed
her to feel the front and back of the chicken, check for odd smells, and
isolate Ellie from the rest of the flock in case what she had was contagious. She
verified that the crop wasn’t full, but it wasn’t exactly squishy either. She
didn’t notice any unusual smell. The rest of the treatment was to withhold food
for 24 hours to empty the crop and give Ellie water laced with organic,
unfiltered apple cider vinegar (ACV, for those in the know—took me a while to
put that together as I scrolled through the discussion board) with the “mother”
(fermenting organisms) to lower the pH of the crop to its normal level and kill
the bad bugs. After 24 hours, the chicken should be fed full-fat yogurt, which
can be mixed with organic applesauce (which the chickens like) to introduce the
right bacteria back into the crop. There was controversy about feeding the
chickens bread soaked in olive oil. Some recommended it; some felt the risk of encouraging
yeast was too high. Several posts recommended scrambled eggs for protein.
Cannabalism!
Hilda called back to say that the ACV found in the grocery was the
wrong stuff. The kind we needed was sold for horses. I stopped at Tractor
Supply on my way home. The man there looked at me like I had lobsters crawling
out of my ears. I checked at the grocery in the same strip mall, but they only
had filtered. Finally, believe it or not, I found “all natural” (not organic)
unfiltered ACV “with the mother” at WalMart. It would do.
When I got home, Ellie was caged in the garage. We set up the vinegar
water and moved the coop cam so we could keep an eye on her from inside the
house. I tried getting her to drink the
water from a dropper without success. I put her back in the cage where she
began drinking on her own pretty soon.
|
Ellie and the coop cam watch each other |
|
Ellie settles in for the night. This picture was taken with the coop cam. |
And it came to pass that I found myself last night starting a batch of
yogurt with whole milk. I make yogurt every weekend without fail, but always
with skim milk. This is the first time I ever made yogurt for a chicken. The
things we do for love. At least we can Do Something, even though we have no
idea if we are even treating the right thing. It remains to be seen if she will
pull through.
On a happier note, Terry installed the potbelly
wood stove we got from Uncle Dick’s estate in the tractor shed. He can keep the
shed toasty warm while he’s working out there. Dick would be pleased, I think.
|
The wood stove |